In the news: Proving the ascendancy of the parrot contingent, Percy offers this feathery
tidbit fron CNN, not that it takes much wing to knock those Spice Girls off their perch.
"The Euro is just about what
you should have to pay for a beer, I say." 
Percy's brew: "Even
a warm Yank beer is betteh than nothing. I found one fellow who lives
for the stuff. He's all right, though, he has a page for Boddington's....
And the sweeter the better.
Percy says: "It's tough getting real English sweets here. I discovered this rather posh
little site that'll ship them to you for a price...."
The only thing left in comestibles is 
fish and chips, which unfortunately he hasn't found a way to get delivered
to his door. "I make a chip sandwich the next day if they're any left." He suggests you take
part in The Great UK Fish and Chips Survey, even
if you live in the US.
Some of his relatives can be found in the
London Zoo. . Says Percy: "I am a Common or Garden
Pink Parrot, and I have nothing to do with the wild parrots in San Francisco."
"Of course, there is that old Parrot Sketch.... 
This is very very old, but some still think it's funny."
. "Now you can get the
Mirror on line, so I read that."
"Best since the Beatles" -- directly from the Bird's mouth, regarding that phenomenon called Oasis.
Tune into 
for a full selection of homemade homepages. "Quick
-- before those sods at Sony censor it all." News! Liam was quoted saying: "I'm just a sing-gah.
Cos I got a good beak" (Spin Oct 1997.) Percy suggests this is evidence Liam is actually one of his
own species.
"Some
people say I look likeTrevor Brooking. I recently saw Morrissey wearing a WestHam Boys Club shirt."
"Thanks to my mate, Bloomsbury!
Wot a lad!"
The expatriot behind the puppet, Andrew Sherman.
